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Post by Big Linda on Jun 16, 2017 23:17:37 GMT -7
You have been chosen as the captain of this team for next week's task. Right now only you can see this board. Over the weekend I need you to pick 5 teammates to join you and pick a team name. The other team captain will also be picking housemates so be quick or you'll end up with the leftovers.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 23:33:55 GMT -7
trip, bun, willy, m, tryina
Give me a moment to think of a team name and get their mandatory team fun cell all ready (I wanted to put glitter on the bars and weld the lock shut and simply haven't the time as of late)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2017 0:56:33 GMT -7
We're going to be Vox Forum Divinus because I am a dork and I guess my team has to deal with it
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2017 1:10:56 GMT -7
Which is of course ΠΦΔ for short (yes I realize those are greek symbols for the english acronym of a latin phrase but hey I can only try so hard)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2017 7:47:01 GMT -7
I made us all a banner The team members are free to set the following as their signature if they wish (minus the █)
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Post by Big Linda on Jun 17, 2017 14:24:39 GMT -7
Violet is the other team captain. Sophie, Quotester, and Him remain unpicked, so you can pick one.
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Post by Big Linda on Jun 17, 2017 15:16:30 GMT -7
The other team finished picking, so you get Him.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2017 12:15:44 GMT -7
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2017 21:50:24 GMT -7
HEY, I'M A GREAT ASSET!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2017 22:43:30 GMT -7
I'd be good at the script writing thing. Or anything that doesn't providing drawign stuff even though THAT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY BrittaING TASK THESE BIG BROTHERS CAN THINK OF
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2017 22:49:51 GMT -7
I AM HAPPY TO DO ANYTHING.
I know I was last picked. But I will PROOOOOVE MYSELF!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2017 23:16:35 GMT -7
I'd do the costuming stuff, but expect that to not actually incorporate stuff directly from the show bc I can't watch it.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2017 10:02:27 GMT -7
i will do, something useful, maybe
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2017 11:37:47 GMT -7
i doubt it
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2017 18:42:18 GMT -7
Hey so I didn't know the deadline was so short and so I threw darts at a dartboard to decide and so we're doing a part from the penultimate peril (the text is at the end)
The roles are going to be like this:
Two writers (please two of you find time to work together)
One casting director (cast roles and find pictures of actors but my rule is you can't follow the netflix show so please dreamcast)
One costume designer (someone who is good at drawing or just likes to draw please do pictures of costumes)
One set dresser (same as costume designer but about the set and props)
and one assistant who will just do other little things if people need help (or do nothing if we have a vanishy teammate)
I'll go make the pitch now
"Tell us the three phrases we need to type into the lock in order to open the Vernacularly Fastened Door and search the laundry room!" "You won't find anything in the laundry room," Dewey said, "except piles of dirty sheets, a few washing and drying machines, and some extremely flammable chemicals."
"I may have a handsome, youthful glow," Olaf snarled, "but I wasn't born yesterday! Ha! If there's nothing in the laundry room, why did you put a V.F.D. lock on the door?" "Perhaps it's just a decoy," Dewey said, his hand still trembling in Violet's. "Decoy?" Olaf said. "'Decoy' is a word with several meanings," the triplet explained. "It can refer to a corner of a pond where ducks can be captured, or to an imitation of a duck or other animal used to attract a real specimen. Or, it can mean something used to distract people, such as a lock on a door that does not contain a certain sugar bowl." "If the lock is a decoy, sub-sub," Count Olaf sneered, "then you won't mind telling me how to open it." "Very well," Dewey said, still struggling to sound calm. "The first phrase is a description of a medical condition that all three Baudelaire children share."
The Baudelaires shared a smile. "The second phrase is the weapon that left you an orphan, Olaf," Dewey said. The Baudelaires shared a frown. "And the third," Dewey said, "is the famous unfathomable question in the best-known novel by Richard Wright." The Baudelaire sisters shared a look of confusion, and then looked hopefully at Klaus, who slowly shook his head. "I don't have time to medically examine the Baudelaires," Olaf said, "or shove my face into any best-known novels!" "Wicked people never have time for reading," Dewey said. "It's one of the reasons for their wickedness." "I've had enough of your games!" Count Olaf roared. "Ha! If I don't hear the exact phrases used to open the lock by the time Esmé counts to ten, I'll fire the harpoon gun and tear you to shreds! Esmé, count to ten!" "I'm not counting to ten," Esmé pouted. "I'm not going to do anything for you ever again!" "I knew it!" Jerome said. "I knew you could be a noble person again, Esmé! You don't have to parade around in an indecent bikini in the middle of the night threatening sub-sublibrarians! You can stand with us, in the name of justice." "Let's not go overboard," Esmé said. "Just because I'm dumping my boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to be a goody-goody like you. Justice is out. Injustice is in. That's why it's called injustice." "You should do what's right in this world," Justice Strauss said, "not just what's fashionable. I understand your situation, Esmé. When I was your age, I spent years as a horse thief before realizing-" "I don't want to hear your boring stories," Count Olaf snarled. "The only thing I want to hear are three exact phrases from Dewey's mouth, or his destiny will be death by harpoon, as soon as I say the number ten. One !" "Stop!" Justice Strauss cried. "In the name of the law!" "Two!" "Stop!" Jerome Squalor pleaded. "In the name of injustice!" “Three!” "Stop!" Violet ordered, and her siblings nodded in fierce agreement. The Baudelaires realized, as I'm sure you have realized, that the adults standing with them were going to do nothing that would stop Count Olaf from reaching ten and pulling the trigger of the harpoon gun, and that Justice Strauss and Jerome Squalor would fail them, as so many noble people had failed them before. But the siblings also knew that this failure would not hurt them-at least, not right away. It would hurt Dewey Denouement, and without another word the three children dropped the hands of the adults and stood in front of the sub-sub-librarian, shielding him from harm. "You can't harpoon this man," Klaus said to Count Olaf, scarcely believing what he was saying. "You'll have to harpoon us first." "Or," Sunny said, "put down gun." Dewey Denoument looked too amazed to speak, but Count Olaf merely turned his disdainful gaze from the sub-sub-librarian to the three children. "I wouldn't mind harpooning you either, orphans," he said, his eyes shining bright. "When it comes to slaughtering people, I'm very flexible! Ha! Four! '" Violet took a step toward the count, who was holding the harpoon gun so it pointed at her chest. "Lay down your weapon, Olaf," the eldest Baudelaire said. "You don't want to do this wicked thing." Count Olaf blinked, but did not move the gun. "Of course I do," he said. "If the sub-sub doesn't tell me how to get the sugar bowl, I'll pull the trigger no matter who's standing in front of me! Ha! Five!" Klaus took a step forward, joining his sister. "You have a choice," he said. "You can choose not to pull that trigger!" "And you can choose death by harpoon!" Count Olaf cried. "Six!" "Please," Sunny said, joining her siblings. The villain did not move, but standing together, the three Baudelaires walked closer and closer to the harpoon gun, shielding Dewey all the while. "Seven!" "Please," the youngest Baudelaire said again. The Baudelaires walked slowly but steadily toward the harpoon gun, their echoing footsteps the only sound in the silent lobby except for Olaf's shrieking of higher and higher numbers. "Eight!" They walked closer. "Nine." The children took one last step, and silently put their hands on the harpoon gun, which felt ice cold, even through their white gloves. They tried to pull the weapon out of Olaf's hands, but their first guardian did not let go, and for a long moment the youngsters and the adult were gathered around the terrible weapon in silence. Violet stared at the hooked tip of one harpoon that was pressed against her chest. Klaus stared straight ahead at the bright red trigger that could press at any moment, and Sunny stared into Olaf's shiny, shiny eyes for even the smallest sign of nobility. "What else can I do?" the villain asked, so quietly the children could not be sure they had heard him correctly. "Give us the gun," Violet said. "It's not your destiny to do this treacherous deed." "Give us the gun," Klaus said. "It's not your destiny to be a wicked person." "La Forza del Destino ," Sunny said, and then nobody said anything more. It was so quiet in the lobby that the Baudelaires could hear Olaf draw breath as he got ready to shout the word "ten." But then, in an instant, they heard another sound, specifically a very loud cough, and in an instant everything changed, which is the wicked way of the world. In an instant, you can light a match and start a fire that can destroy the lives of countless people. In an instant, you can remove a cake from the oven and provide dessert for countless others, assuming that the cake is very large, and the others are not very hungry. In an instant, you can change a few words in a poem by Robert Frost and communicate with your associates through a code known as Verse Fluctuation Declaration, and in an instant, you can realize where something is hidden and decide whether you are going to retrieve it or let it stay hidden, where it might never be found and eventually be forgotten by all but a few very well-read and very distraught figures, who are themselves forgotten by all but a few very well-read and very distraught figures, who in turn are forgotten, and so on, and so on, and so on, and a few more so ons besides. All this can happen in an instant, as if a single instant is an enormous container, capable of holding countless secrets safely, securely, and attractively, such as the countless secrets held in the Hotel Denouement, or in the hidden underwater catalog in its rippling reflection. But in this instant, in the hotel's enormous lobby, the Baudelaire orphans heard a cough, as loud as it was familiar, and in this instant Count Olaf turned to see who was walking into the lobby, and hurriedly pushed the harpoon gun into the Baudelaires' hands when he saw a figure wearing pajamas with drawings of money all over them and a bewildered expression on his face. In this instant, the three siblings grasped the weapon, feeling its heavy, dark weight in their hands, and in this instant the gun slipped from their hands and clattered to the green wooden floor, and in this instant they heard the red trigger click! , and in this instant the penultimate harpoon was fired with a swoosh! and sailed through the enormous, domed room and struck someone a fatal blow, a phrase which here means "killed one of the people in the room." "What's going on?" Mr. Poe demanded, for it was not his destiny to be slain by a harpoon, at least not on this particular evening. "I could hear people arguing all the way from Room 174. What in the world-" and in that instant he stopped, and gazed in horror at the three siblings.
"Baudelaires!" he gasped, but he was not the only person gasping. Violet gasped, and Klaus gasped, and Sunny gasped, and Justice Strauss and Jerome Squalor gasped, and Hugo, Colette, and Kevin-who were accustomed to violence from their days as carnival employees and as henchmen to a villain-gasped, and Carmelita Spats gasped, and Esmé Squalor gasped, and even Count Olaf gasped, although it is unusual for a villain to gasp unless he is discovering a crucial secret, or suffering very great pain. But it was Dewey Denouement who gasped loudest of all, louder even than the Wrong!s that thundered through the hotel as the clock struck two. Wrong! Wrong ! the clock thundered, but all the Baudelaires heard was Dewey's pained, choking gasp, as he stumbled backward through the lobby, one hand on his chest, and the other clutching the tail end of the harpoon, which stuck out from his body at an odd angle, like a drinking straw, or a reflection of one of Dewey's skinny arms. "Dewey!" Violet cried. "Dewey!" Klaus cried. "Denouement!" Sunny cried, but the sub- sub- librarian did not answer, and stumbled backward out of the hotel in silence. For a moment, the children were too shocked to move as they watched him disappear into the cloud of steam rising from the laundry room funnel, but then they ran after him, hurrying down the stairs as they heard a splash! from the edge of the pond. By the time the Baudelaires reached him, he was already beginning to sink, his trembling body making ripples in the water.
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