1. A picture of a large rubber duck:
I don't know if that one counts because it's not technically made of rubber but it's an art project
called Rubber Duck ... but better to be safe than sorry, so I have found a back up picture:
Here is a large rubber duck entertaining many small or regular sized rubber ducklings.
2. A poem starring an animal:
This is William Blake's 'The Tyger'.
3. Something holographic:
Here is a holographic snake for you.
4. The obituary of a woman named Elizabeth who died in 1900 a.d.:
I present to you the obituary of one Ms Elizabeth Smith Sewell
www.myprimitivemethodists.org.uk/page/elizabeth_smith_sewell 5. A song written in common meter:
I present to you 'The Little Snicket Lad'.
snicket.wikia.com/wiki/The_Little_Snicket_Lad6. A cat that is probably named Oreo:
This cat is very probably named Oreo.
(As it happens, people seem to have accidentally name him Scrappy, instead, but his
real name is very probably Oreo.)
7. A souffle recipe:
I have hunted down a recipe for roasted banana souffle with caramel sauce, and it looks truly delicious.
www.mindfood.com/recipe/curtis-stones-roasted-banana-souffles-with-caramel-sauce/8. A Halloween mask:
Here is a beautiful mask which I would like to use at Halloween.
9. A deflated beach ball:
If this doesn't make you sad then I don't know what will.
10. A lipstick shade with a stupid name:
May I interest you in some Unlimited Raisin?
www.amazon.co.uk/Maybelline-Superstay-2-step-Lipcolor-Unlimited/dp/B004675652Or perhaps some Constant Toast?
www.amazon.co.uk/MAYBELLINE-SUPERSTAY-2-STEP-136-CONSTANT/dp/B00EICXU1M(But I don't really want to interest you in them because they're tested on animals, which is bad.
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11. A knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Theodore.Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open so I knocked. 12. A first name that starts with X:
Xenophilius
13. A song with the word "fresh" in it:
I present The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:
www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/djjazzyjeffthefreshprince/freshprinceofbelairthemesong.html14. A picture of your favorite teletubby:
This is impossible, I loath them all. Instead, have a picture of Parsley the Lion:
15. A cat that is probably named Garfield:
This cat is probably named Garfield.
16. A hat with feathers:
This is my new favourite hat.
17. A cow costume:
This is a very deceptively realistic cow costume.
18. A globe:
Here is a globe.
19. A poem that mentions a diner:
Here's a whole bunch of them:
hellopoetry.com/words/diners/20. A piece of furniture with a secret compartment:
This chair has many secret compartments, some of which seem to have been used for unsavoury purposes.
www.neatorama.com/2015/06/23/The-Gentlemans-Surprise-Chair-c-1880-Contained-Hidden-Games-Liquor-and-Naughty-Photographs/