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Post by Big Linda on Jul 23, 2017 22:40:31 GMT -7
Welcome, housemates. We're down to the final six, and the penultimate weekly task. This week we are going to be ice skating! Since there are six competitors in the Grand Prix Final and there are six of you, we will be using roughly the same format as that competition.
There are two parts to the competition: the short program and the free skate. On Monday and Tuesday we will be concentrating on the short program. This is, true, to its name, a short program (maximum of 2 minutes 50 seconds). Pick a piece of music, a costume to wear, and a description of what jumps, spins, etc. you want to include in the program and where in the song they fit in. It is assumed you will hit all your jumps but if you want to mess some of them up for dramatic effect include that too. No actual knowledge of figure skating terminology is required, but it can earn you bonus points.
You have 48 hours to complete this until we close submissions and move onto the free skate.
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Post by bsam on Jul 24, 2017 1:35:04 GMT -7
For my short program I will be skating to TISM's I Might Be A **** But I'm Not a ****ing **** in homage of TISM i shall be wearing one of their classic costumes See below for how the moves fit in with the lyrics as a reference. [Verse 1] I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic I might like porno, but Baywatch is ****ing sick I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum I might have gone to uni, but at least I know I'm dumb [Verse 2] (as per verse 1) I might hide my small headphones, but at least not by owning a gun I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat [Chorus] I might be a **** Woah-oh I might be a **** But I'm not a ****ing **** ('nique, 'nique, 'nique Dominique, 'nique, 'nique, Dominique, 'nique, 'nique Domi... Domi... Dominique, 'nique, 'nique, Dominique, 'nique, 'nique Dominique, 'nique, 'nique, Dominique, 'nique, 'nique Dominique, 'nique, 'nique, Dominique, 'nique, 'nique Dominique, 'nique, 'nique, Dominique, 'nique, 'nique) [Verse 3] (as per verse 1) I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder I mightn't tell the truth all the time, hey, what's your mum's number? [Chorus] (as per chorus) I might be a **** Woah-oh I might be a **** But I'm not a ****ing **** But I'm not a ****ing **** But I'm not a ****ing ****
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Post by violetbunfortunate on Jul 24, 2017 17:19:43 GMT -7
This task is so much fun!! For my short program, I have chosen Danny Kaye's 'Outfox the Fox' (from the brilliant film The Court Jester): For my costume I will wear The Black Fox's costume, as seen in the video: (For anyone worrying about how I'll cope with the cloak while skating, have no fear -- I will hold it elegantly over my arm thus for any parts of my routine which could tangle my cloak up with my skates). And for my skating sequence: #Only the sharpest eye, the keenest nose, the quickest ear and the fleetest toes Can ever outfox the Fox.# (Step sequence.) #Only the stoutest arm, the bravest heart, with a magic charm and a good head start
Will ever outfox the Fox.# (Triple Axel Jump.) #Those who try to tangle with my daring do
Wind up at the angle that herring do.#
(Camel spin.) #(They hold their head like very dead herring do).# (Camel spin after foot change.) #Only the sprightliest sprite, the nimblest elf, the wickedest witch or the devil himself
can ever outfox the Fox.# (Triple jump preceded by connecting steps.) #Whenever they try to find me
They find me where I am not
I'm hither and yon, I'm there and gone,
I'm Johnny-not-on-the spot!#
(Step sequence.) #I'm out on a limb they think!
I'm down on the ground in a wink
My enemies say "Gadzooks! It's spooks!"
Shivering in their socks
They know that they'll never, I'm far too clever
They'll never outfox the Fox!#
(Combination spin with foot change.) #The Fox There's only one of me 'Till suddenly there's two of me When two is what you see of me Gadzooks! Three of me That's the proper score of me Three of us is the core of me# (Jump combination with two triple jumps.) #And we can tell you- Whoops! Sorry, four of me.# (Dramatic fall to coincide with the line 'Whoops! Appears accidental at first but is actually a very clever and witty part of the program.) #There's one of me, two of me, three of me, four of me, five six seven
Sorry, no more of me.
Each as strong as ten are we
Very stout hearted men are we
We're off to fight all wrong
And we'll right it
Right or wrong.#(Spinning step sequence.) #I'm hither and yon, I'm there and gone, I'm Johnny-not-on-the spot! Only the sharpest eye, the keenest nose, the quickest ear and the fleetest toes
Can ever outfox the Fox
Can ever outfox... can ever outfox... can ever outfox... can ever outfox the Fox.#
(Step sequence.) #Anyone of us can be at anytime the Fox But I tell you confidentially that I'm the Fox#
(Triple flip.) #No I'm no I'm no I'm no I'm no I'm the Fox
Well I'm the Fox
No I'm the Fox
Is he the Fox?
No me the Fox
If he's the one,
Then who's this Fox?
Aren't you the Fox?
Now who's the Fox?# (Flying spin -- I couldn't find a gif showing someone jumping into their spin, so you'll have to imagine that part of it.) #It doesn't matter who's the Fox There'll never never never never never never never never never never never never outfox the Fox never outfox the Fox never outfox the Fox never outfox the... never outfox the Fox.# (Insane combination spinning.) And there you have it!
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Post by him on Jul 25, 2017 0:17:40 GMT -7
I can't find any fancy gifs for what I have in mind but what i plan to do is look like i am skating around and around in a circle, faster and faster and faster shaved ice flying around in all directions when the final outro chord of the song starts I jump up into the air spinning around and land on my back in the middle of the circle only it turns out it wasn't a circle, it was a heart shape I have carved a deep heart shape in the ice and now I have landed I flail my arms and legs all around ferociously Then I get up and bow and leave the arena leaving this in the ice. (well, this but better photoshopped) bonus
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Post by Big Linda on Jul 25, 2017 15:27:45 GMT -7
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Post by Charlie on Jul 25, 2017 16:35:39 GMT -7
Love em so far too! Been avoiding this thread coz gifs=data and I haven't had wifi for a while. But I'll post a submission in my first uni break today ♡
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Post by willy the robot on Jul 25, 2017 17:19:35 GMT -7
song is bubblegum magee by Marina & the Diamonds My costume is Electra Heart and pom poms too So the intro I'd be like skating around and kind of doing pom pom stuff. The first trick thing I'll do is right after "I'm the girl you die for" and matching with the guitar strum I'd do like a spinny jump, trying to land it during the second guitar chord. Then another similar jump at "So pull me closer and kiss me hard" Then during the chorus it's mostly swervy skating while pumping the pom poms in the air, but after each "Bubble gum magee" I do like a jump where I kind of do the splits in the air. I guess lazily the second verse and chorus again would mostly follow the same pattern, except the part where she goes 'welcome to the life of, Electra Heart" I like put my hands in the air in recognition of myself. Then the bridge I'd do like some slow calculated skating because it's building to the guitar solo, at which point I do like that thing where you spin on the ground for a lot of it. Then the chorus is just more skating around with a couple more midairs splitsy jumps but at the very last note I stop in the middle and do like the cheerleader one hand in the air, one hand on my hip thing ,and then smile to all the applause.
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Post by Charlie on Jul 25, 2017 18:21:07 GMT -7
Fml I wrote something massjve here, but the page refreshed ;______; . Put so much work in. Ah well I'll rewrite it. My song is Fantasy by Wang Feifei My costume is a classic Yuzuru Hanyu number OK. So my performance will open with me skating through a bunch of curtains that lift to reveal me skating in. For the first verse I'll be doing some subdued gliding and little twirls, that speak volumes about my grace and poise, to let the judges know how perfect my skating is. Leading into the chorus I'll be in a twirl that slows down, and as the first note of the chorus hits, suddenly break into a flurry of leaps and complicated spins. For the second verse, I'll slow my pace, but maintain fierce elegance that lets u know I'm a competitor. There'll be a bit of this limbo like move that really makes you question how my balance is so perfect. Then for the next chorus, just like pretty chill skating, so like even though everyone has been anticipating a hyper wow chorus they just appreciate the sharpness of my skating instead. For the whole bridge, an uninterrupted spin that gets faster and faster, until the last chorus where it apexes, and then a series of even more complicated spins, jumps and twists ensues, including a backflip, from which some backwards skating ensues. I finish by dramatically tumbling into a heap like a swan that has been shot. The end ♡
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Post by renuoquisby on Jul 25, 2017 21:12:48 GMT -7
So I'm not going to write a super long description because making this took a while but I gathered a bunch of figure skating clips and put them over the track I want I figured why have just one skater ( ) when you can have all the most talented skaters on the planet So I gathered them all and they each take turns doing their signature move in a flurry of motion and beauty Also there will be a live orchestra playing 'Blue Danube' Please enjoy this video that took way too long to make
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Post by Big Linda on Jul 25, 2017 21:45:23 GMT -7
On to part two!
Now it is time for your free skate. This is a lot like your first, except that the song is a maximum of 4 minutes 30 seconds (for the men's division at least. For some sexist bullsalsa reason the women's is only 4 minutes, but since you all are not actually skating and don't have to worry about stamina and Bun is the only woman here anyway I'm giving the 4 minutes 30 seconds to everyone). Pick another costume, music, and routine. Also for reasons that I'm going to pretend are wise and on purpose but that are really more like it just slipped my mind earlier, you all should pick a theme (a word or short phrase) that at least loosely tie in to both of your programs. You have about 49 hours 15 minutes to complete this part of the task.
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Post by him on Jul 25, 2017 22:29:42 GMT -7
Ok I need you to imagine this That is my costume and the special ice powers that I seem to have acquired. So basically throughout my next song I am creating an ice path on the lake and above it and all around and ice skating along it as I go. somehow I have created the mars machine from watchmen The song? This one. theme? how about monochromatic clowns ^^ also my costume ^^
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Post by violetbunfortunate on Jul 27, 2017 16:24:21 GMT -7
OK so for my free skate I will be using Danny Kaye's 'The Ugly Duckling' from Hans Christian Anderson. www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/576338/Hans-Christian-Andersen-Movie-Clip-Ugly-Duckling.html www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/576338/Hans-Christian-Andersen-Movie-Clip-Ugly-Duckling.htmlwww.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/576338/Hans-Christian-Andersen-Movie-Clip-Ugly-Duckling.html My overall theme is 'Danny Kaye songs because he's amazing'. It was going to be 'foxes' and I was going to use Taylor Swift's 'I Know Places' for my free skate but I couldn't find a good quality link so I have changed the theme. Anyway, my costume for this one will start out like this: And then at the point when the Ugly Duckling is revealed to be a swan, I will spin round and round (as you'll see in a moment) and my costume will transform into this: or this (but with swans, not peacocks), whichever you prefer to imagine (let's face it, we all want it to be the first one): And now on to my routine! #There once was an ugly duckling
With feathers all stubby and brown And the other birds said in so many words#
#Get out of town
Get out, get out, get out of town
And he went with a quack and a waddle and a quack
In a flurry of eiderdown#
#That poor little ugly duckling
Went wandering far and near
But at every place they said to his face
Now get out, get out, get out of here
And he went with a quack and a waddle and a quack#
#And a very unhappy tear
All through the wintertime he hid himself away
Ashamed to show his face, afraid of what others might say
All through the winter in his lonely clump of wheat
Till a flock of swans spied him there and very soon agreed#
#You’re a very fine swan indeed!
A swan? Me a swan? Ah, go on!
And he said yes, you’re a swan
Take a look at yourself in the lake and you’ll see
And he looked, and he saw, and he said
I am a swan! Whee! #
#I’m not such an ugly duckling
No feathers all stubby and brown
For in fact these birds in so many words said
The best in town, the best, the best
The best in town#
(A very amazing and historical move showing this skater to be the best in town.) #Not a quack, not a quack, not a waddle or a quack But a glide and a whistle and a snowy white back And a head so noble and high Say who’s an ugly duckling? #
#Not I! Not I!#
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Post by Big Linda on Jul 27, 2017 20:23:57 GMT -7
Everyone likes to wait until the last minute apparently
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Post by renuoquisby on Jul 27, 2017 20:26:32 GMT -7
So I'm not going to write a super long description because making this took a while but I gathered a bunch of figure skating clips and put them over the track I want I figured why have just one skater ( ) when you can have all the most talented skaters on the planet So I gathered them all and they each take turns doing their signature move in a flurry of motion and beauty Also there will be a live orchestra playing 'Blue Danube' Please enjoy this video that took way too long to make I've just now decided (of course this was really completely intended all along) that my theme is going to be officially titled " their trying really hard ok" For my Free Skate I have for you an excitable tiny girl free skating to 'In the Hall of the Mountain King'
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Post by willy the robot on Jul 27, 2017 20:53:30 GMT -7
I will be dancing to Sour Candy by Bleached My costume is the one in the middle During the beginning I'm just kind of skating around until she goes "cuz the past aint kind and the future scares me" where i kind of slow down and go on one knee, but like putting a hand in the air kind of gliding, i dont know how to describe it well. "Never really was the talking type" *small jump* "Til i stumbled on some crazy nights" small jump* "What in the world was I thinking when I said hello, oooo" during that line I'm in the middle of the rink and doing that spin thing on the ground. Then the chorus I do like a cool jumping spin during "trying to kill time" as well as "Everything is passing you bye" In the second verse I'm mostly skating around, except when she goes "SOOOOOUR CANDY" I have to make sure I'm skating backwards slowly but as soon as the words are over I'm skating fast again. The rest of that verse and chorus are the same as discussed before. The guitar solo is where I go the craziest, doing a few spinning twists and skating around all cool, but as it keeps building I just keep adding more tricks and stuff, then it builds into the main chorus again where I'm mostly skating around with my hands above my head in a victorious pose. And my unifying theme is sweets.
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