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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 6:42:07 GMT -7
Meet Stephinie Zinnia, the gothic mehitabel. She’s a boss at scrabble and doesn’t have favourite things. Left with no other option, she has made her white dress (for which her left leg is too cool) brown with a colour pencil. She’s protesting against not having a hat by not wearing a wig, and she didn’t have much real estate for makeup but has incorporated some brown eyeliner. She doesn’t have five watermelons because I want to eat them. “I got 69 problems but a reno dakota ain’t one” [preceded by long silence] “I didn't think that this would happen so soon so I'll blame it on the moon” the original bumblebee tuna jingle
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 8:15:14 GMT -7
So i slaved away for hours, and generally, no word of a lie, this was the literal best I could come up with. I know I've been assing around a lot here but I put a lot of effort in and literally could only produce this crap, for which i;m sorry Ladels and gentlespoons, please meet Miss. Frumpy trumpy Description : covfefe Entrance Phrase : I'm gonna make america great again and it's gonna be great! Catchphrase ; I'm going to win so bigly your gonna be sick of how much winning i won. Song : Iggy Azalea - Pussy
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Post by Zort on Jun 16, 2017 8:39:57 GMT -7
How can you be so bad at it
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 9:07:34 GMT -7
I ask myself the same question about you
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 9:26:15 GMT -7
this is emily nem aka CARROT TOP MOTHER EARTH. she comes from the sewers of detroit and she's just tryna make it as a vegan in this world. notice how her clothing is partially made of poorly drawn carrots and pineapples. this is stuff she dumpster dives to find in the trash of vegan cafes she cant afford to eat at. but she is nevertheless fabulous and feels very connected to the earth that provides her bounty of pineapples and lemons, which she uses for her homemade detox lemonade (hence her song). also take note of the shocked emoji tattoo she has on her left leg. its to keep her humble but also psyched that she has made it this far. all the rubies and precious jewels in her outfit were crowdfunded and donated by fans, including her rich boyfriend andrew carnegie iv. "im mother natures daughter!" "better go take my vitamins!!!!!!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdLvp630plc
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 15:39:28 GMT -7
If i had any talent I would have put her in a kimono because the kimonos during the Madonna challenge was my favorite thing in the world.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 19:01:29 GMT -7
Hello, ladies and gents and organisms of every kind! Here I present Vera Dazzlyn, a girl-next-door with a sense of adventure, shown with her clothing of choice, a dazzling yet still quite conservative green dress, accompanied with fluttering, daring fabrics on her wrist and arms. Surprisingly, she has a hobby of hunting sharks, as shown by the hunt she has proudly displayed behind her. Her makeup is still simple but with a quite daring palette, as shown by her lovely green eye shadow. She is passionate for cornflakes and has attached them all over her background for tonight's show. "Helloh, everyone! Ready for an exciting trip? I'm ready!" Her catchphrase, unexpectedly, is "I am not bragging, but I'm brave enough to try whatever, y'all." She turns on this song and shows some surprisingly bold moves:
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Post by Big Linda on Jun 16, 2017 21:29:25 GMT -7
Trip tells us she will be posting hers shortly; in the meantime here is the scoring metric and we are going to begin judging in order of posting. You can receive up to 10 points in each category. These will then be added up for a final score out of 100. BSam +10 Name +10 Describe them +10 Entrance phrase +10 Catchphrase +10 Song +10 Picture +10 Used all items +7 Linda's opinion +9 Zort's opinion +6 3rd judge =92 points Renuoquidvis +10 Name +10 Describe them +10 Entrance phrase +10 Catchphrase +10 Song +10 Picture +10 Used all items +8 Linda's opinion +10 Zort's opinion +8 3rd judge =96 points Him +10 Name +10 Describe them +10 Entrance phrase +10 Catchphrase +10 Song +10 Picture +0 Used all items +3 Linda's opinion +5 Zort's opinion +6 3rd judge =64 points Violet +10 Name +10 Describe them +10 Entrance phrase +10 Catchphrase +10 Song +10 Picture +10 Used all items +10 Linda's opinion +9 Zort's opinion +7 3rd judge =96 points Anka +10 Name +10 Describe them +10 Entrance phrase +10 Catchphrase +10 Song +10 Picture +10 Used all items +5 Linda's opinion +6 Zort's opinion +8 3rd judge =89 points Quotester +10 Name +10 Describe them +10 Entrance phrase +10 Catchphrase +10 Song +10 Picture +0 Used all items +6 Linda's opinion +7 Zort's opinion +7 3rd judge =80 points Willy +10 Name +0 Describe them +0 Entrance phrase +0 Catchphrase +10 Song +10 Picture +0 Used all items +3 Linda's opinion +1 Zort's opinion +10 3rd judge =44 points Mona +10 Name +10 Describe them +10 Entrance phrase +10 Catchphrase +10 Song +10 Picture +0 Used all items +6 Linda's opinion +7 Zort's opinion +8 3rd judge =81 points (your username) +10 Name +10 Describe them +10 Entrance phrase +10 Catchphrase +10 Song +10 Picture +0 Used all items +2 Linda's opinion +1 Zort's opinion +5 3rd judge =68 points 👽👽👽 me +10 Name +10 Describe them +10 Entrance phrase +10 Catchphrase +10 Song +10 Picture +10 Used all items +7 Linda's opinion +7 Zort's opinion +6 3rd judge =90 points Tryinem +10 Name +10 Describe them +10 Entrance phrase +10 Catchphrase +10 Song +10 Picture +0 Used all items +10 Linda's opinion +10 Zort's opinion +9 3rd judge =89 points Trip + Name + Describe them + Entrance phrase + Catchphrase + Song + Picture + Used all items + Linda's opinion + Zort's opinion + 3rd judge = points
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2017 23:30:10 GMT -7
for this task i made over the dreary, gigantic figure from rené magritte's the return of the flame into the beautiful and pouty crisco inferno (who unfortunately has to be captured in a terrible quality screenshot bc A CERTAIN DEVICE refuses to save images properly): despite never having been there before, ms. inferno entered the competition declaring " I HAVE RETURNED." eventually it was understood that all ms. inferno ever said was " I HAVE RETURNED." despite her terrifying and god-like strength and power, ms. inferno worked hard to incorporate every item from the box into her look, including a draping necklace composed of 20 pictures of nicolas cage, and a handbag made of thirteen hula hoops and a giraffe corpse. she'll be stomping on hearts as expertly as she does the grapes of wrath in this sultry, vaguely christmassy i guess, look! in keeping with her name theme, she performed "we didn't start the fire"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2017 0:23:33 GMT -7
this was entertaining, particularly anka's submission.
i did most of my thing last night in the company of some friends who were unaware of my references or why i was chuckling at my own genius but enthusiastically suggested the turtle placement.
also i'm aware that stephin merritt's drag name is in fact violentia domestica but it would have been cheating to use an existing name.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2017 11:47:14 GMT -7
lmao i know who the mystery judge is because who else would give me a 10
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2017 13:35:44 GMT -7
how the Britta did i score so much
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Post by Zort on Jun 17, 2017 13:49:33 GMT -7
Alright housemates, it's time for the judges' critiques. 👽👽👽 me: your Mother Nature realness made us feel this global warming hoax. You're safe. @mona : your elegant drag was... ellegreat. You're safe. him : your dirty couture buried all your chances of winning... You're on the bottom three. renuoquisby : we "can't help falling in love" with your Elvis realness... You're on the top three. quotester : your Pikachu extravaganza made us want to... peek-at-you. You're safe. Tryinem: your fantasy on green left a grin in our faces. You're on the top three. @anka : your random drag turned out to be... quite plain. You're safe. (your username): your lack of content made us... black out. You're on the bottom three. bsam : you left us gagging with that vision in red. You're safe. Big Trip : your christmas runway look was a present to our eyes. You're safe. violetbunfortunate : your wizard eleganza left us wanting Dumblemore. You're on the top three. willy the robot : Your fanart stealing is unadmissible in this competition. You're on the bottom three. Now the judges will deliberate and announce the winners and the loser of this week's task, along with who's leaving the house.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2017 21:12:42 GMT -7
"Bottom three"
and yet there are four
*thinking emoji*
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Post by Zort on Jun 18, 2017 10:35:36 GMT -7
Willy, Mister M and Him are the bottom three, what are you talking about Sophie
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